She’s a demon. But she’s like a really cool demon. And I’m just a foolish mortal - a random guy at lunch talking about the girl he likes (via lonachu)

(Source: kittyspirit, via publichumility)


metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

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(via communistbakery)

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

(via wa-tercolor)

teencry:

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*

(via wa-tercolor)