joshhutchercat:

tryna come up with a good text post like

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I mess everything up

lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

alvxandra:

i’m so in love with the idea of someone that doesn’t even exist fuck

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

(Source: taxicar)

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*